The game of soccer through the eyes of a retard. WARNING!! you may feel stupider after reading this

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Got two questions...

I hear a lot of talk about SOCCER PLAYS....

Doesn't it make sense to play every UNDER ?

Doesn't every game end 0-0 ?

To be followed by a TENSE game of SHOOT OUT...proving basically nothing....

Remember that CHICKS WORLD CUP...

Now that was GUT WRENCHING....

0-0...well could we expect anything more...with a ONE GOAL SHOOT OUT VICTORY for the USA....

I mean I am always FASCINATED by NECKCAR FANS....don't really get it but I am FASCINATED....and I respect it....I mean it is kinda repeative to watch 45 cars ride around in a circle for 4 hours.....but at least there is a winner....

SOCCER....normally in my opinion..fails to get there...and when they do...the wrong person gets the KUDOS.....

0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT......x100

I mean when a basketball game ends 80-80....they don't start chucking from HALF COURT ...

Cause what would that prove....

or real FOOTBALL GAMES don't resort to each QB engaging in a WHO CAN THROW IT THE LONGEST...

Cause what would that prove....

NOTHING...

SO WHY THE SHOOT OUT....

Our chicks won cause they kicked in ONE more FREE KICK than CHINA...and it wasn't even the only one....I mean let's be honest...they basically all go in...

SAD part of the story was they gave all the glory to the CHICK with NO SHIRT rather than the REAL HERO the GOALIE in this case.....

Cause in a SHOOT OUT, guarding a GOAL the size of an AIRCRAFT CARRIER seems kinda hard...

I am aware though in a game...due the ball never being able to STAY IN BOUNDS...GOALS are far and never between...thus my comment on every game ending 0-0

So during PLAY....a GERMAN SHEPARD could be posted up front.....

Cause I mean hell....what...ONE SHOT ON GOAL A GAME and that is launched from 45 yards....


I guess I just don't get SOCCER.....


Oh yeah....one last question....

Why can a WR in REAL FOOTBALL gets SANDWICHED between TWO ATTITUDE DRVINE SAFTIES at full speed....

A batter can get throttled by a 98MPH missle in the KNOB from 60+ feet ....

or a SKI'er going 125mph gets FORKED by a LOST TREE and...

GET UP.....

But a SOCCER player needs EMERGENCY ONE to stretcher his ass off the field after getting kicked in the....SHIN ?

I don't know....

I even shatter to think what a NOSE BLEED would bring from a SOLID HEADER.....

Possibly a MEDOVAC of some sort....

Don't mean to be a wise ass......but I guess I just don't see it....

But again....I'd play the UNDERS....

Why then you might ask....aren't I a MILLIONAIRE playing the UNDERS...

Well....I guess I have to come clean...the thought of spending my days watching 75 tourist run around SCRUMMING for a ball with no hope of FULLFILLMENT....

Just doesn't hold me to an evening....

GL GENTLEMEN
HH
 

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WHAT THE FVCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT????? WOW WHAT A DOUCHE BAG. I FELT LIKE I JUST READ A TEN PARAGRAPH POST FROM DENNISTHEMAN
 

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sorry to say....I'd be right..

Actually one of my best posts...thanks for the tout dumba$$

Come on...stay up with me...

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Figure a dork like you would like Soccer !!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Thanks for the laugh..especially from BOO HOO YOU KNOW WHO

Hey sweetie, write us another sob story farewell speech..

Ahhhh...I guess we will have to wait til you get another one of your posts deleted...

Booo hoooo

HAHAHAHAHA
HH
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your a turd! I just read your post again and I STILL have NO idea what the fvck your babbling about.

Are you talking about soccer? The worlds most popular sport? And you have'nt figured that out either?

What now the forum has to explain to you the <deal> on soccer too.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

First the Langer shit and now this
 

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"I guess I just don't get SOCCER....."

Come on Hen--you seem to have a good grasp of it. I am sure a book would love you to play the under every time. With your keen awareness of the dynamic of the most popular sport in the world you are gonna kick the mans assss!!!
 

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sorry to say....I'd be right..

Actually one of my best posts...thanks for the tout dumba$$

yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
 

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I even shatter to think what a NOSE BLEED would bring from a SOLID HEADER.....

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Yeah hen--one of the most sought after skills are players being able to propel the ball with their NOSE
 

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Good to see a post from SPED that actually has a point, though it lost a bit of luster with the normal occurance of a multi SPED POST shortly there after.... with no one else's reply ...but I promise not to dwell on that...or the fact this clown thinks I am someone else...

Hey Sped...spend your whole day and come up with a percentage of soccer games that end on the over side...

Have fun with it and no need to thank me for giving you something to do....I am glad to help the challenged....

I recommend you keeping your helmet on for this task, you may get injuried stressing over it....

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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This is what makes Hen so scary! He is so delusional he actually thinks he knows what the fvck he's talking about. Truth is he does'nt know any more or any less about soccer then the other sports the dumbass bets. Thats what makes the boxset such a classic! 10 years from now we can read it and laugh just as hard as we did day 1
 

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...or the fact this clown thinks I am someone else...

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i KNOW you are....well...two other people

hence<joehenport>

Not that it makes any difference...the soccer post was classic--thanks

Dicky warned me that it would kill off a few billion brain cells though...better log out for a while
 

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Delusional enough not to write some sorry sob story saying bon voyage to my cyber friends hoping to get kudos because my play sure aren't getting them....

Oldest trick in the book DICKYWAD and one that you have been playing for years...

How sad...

You mean that delusional Dickwad...

Come on...come up with better smack than this...

Seriously...10 years from now...come on....

Stay up with me..

HAHAHAHA
Good to see your back...

HH
 

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Here we go again with the joehenport

Can anyone at least tell me who tard thinks I am...

Please maybe then, I can some how get offended here....I am trying SPED...I really am...

HAHHAAHAHAHA
HH
 

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Do you ever win? Do you remember when you used a ghost to stroke yourself? Priceless stuff. that was right before TRK exposed your dumb ass
 

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Hey Hen---did you have the under in this game played yesterday?

November 05, 2003
11 goals in Monaco - What a Night of Champions League Soccer !
Soccer has its ups and downs. But tonight the European Champions League was a fantastic UP! Delirious! Who could believe Monaco would put 8 past Deportivo and Pršo the Croatian score 4 .Who could believe that Deportivo - away from home could net 3? This magical game enters the record books as the highest ever scoring match in the Champions League. Note to Arsenal. Goal scoring is soccer. Don't always leave it to the 88th. minute to score.
Full Time Results Matchday 4. - Wednesday 5 November:
Bayern 1-2 Lyon
Celtic 3-1 Anderlecht
Arsenal 1-0 Dynamo Kiev
Inter Milan 1-1 Lokomotiv Moscow
Monaco 8-3 Deportivo
PSV 2-0 AEK
Olympiacos 3-0 Galatasaray
Real Sociedad 0-0 Juventus

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Can I book your soccer action hen?
 

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hen

for the very last time so it will sink into that very small peanut you have for a brain--this is who you are--


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Can anyone at least tell me who tard thinks I am...

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NEWPORT for the record


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Peep was the one who confirmed it--he said he liked you for the Joe/Newport/Hen troika (his words)
Sea Urchin (who you lamely pointed as one of my ghosts) called you out on it 7 or 8 months ago.

I just think its funny you deny it.

Now go get me some unders for tonight in soccer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOTTA RUN
PEACE
HH
 

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DickyW

Got a serious question about soccer betting, regarding "double chance" bets. I originally posted it here in the Soccer Forum, where it got dozens of views but not a single answer.

Are "double chance" bets worth the high juice? i.e., a bet where you bet on either Team A OR draw, Team B OR draw, or "no draw?" Most of these tend to be pretty expensive bets (-300 to -400 not uncommon) which puts them outside of my normal price range .. but on the other hand they seem such a no-brainer.


Any thoughts?


Phaedrus

[This message was edited by Phaedrus on November 06, 2003 at 03:06 PM.]
 

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I have to be honest I know ZERO about soccer betting. There are some pretty educated soccer punters on this site and I'm suprised no one answered you
 

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Thanks for clearing that up Dickwad...

We now know you nothing about ...

BASKETBALL - Cause boy we have seen those bombs of yours...

FOOTBALL - now did you think you could hide from the mutli losing seasons

HORSE RACING - You still crack me up with that horrendous loser on the Derby...what was it 12th out of 14....boy that still is funny...

And now SOCCER....

And before you do what it is you do and that is to search all day long for some post someone wrote like 3 years ago or even a year ago, save the effort because you have been a joke on this forum for so many years...

I do appreciate you though confessing, unlike the other sports you know nothing about, to soccer and your lack of knowledge there too...

And to think you actually thought my post where I said most games end UNDER and most soccer players whine over a kick to the shin..was funny....sadly dumbA$$ it is actually true..and that is why we laugh at you...because you simply do not get it and you can thank me for pointing it out to everyone rather than have you rant that you actually do know something.....like that hysterical day back on DERBY day....seriously that still cracks me up..

And at this time please allow me to also say you know nothing about posting a Farewell Speech...though I did tear up knowing my boy had his wittle posts deleted I admired you going away but I have to say I was sadden to see you come back because it does make you look even sorrier than you are...but it is quite apparent you don't care so....than, welcome back....

SPED is boring cause his slams are so someone named Newport so I struggle to care...so boredom sets in there.....Urine took his plays to Peeps Pointless forum and we saw the losing hasn't stopped...

So welcome back....I guess...by default...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HH
 

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